ShitExpress's Bitcoin-for-Animal-Poop Service

Not one to opt for all the bells and whistles available to modern society, and without any true enemies at the moment, I decided to mail one (1) piece of horseshit to myself in one (1) plain package.

Today, just two weeks after I originally placed my order (no receipt!), said shit arrived as promised. It was declared at customs as a “Halloween Gag Gift,” but really, it was more than that, to me at least. Its safe, timely, and as-advertised arrival renewed my faith in today’s new crop of internet startups. And that’s no joking matter.

The power of the internet. You really can’t make this shit up.