D-Link's new routers look crazy, but they're seriously fast

Ladies and gentlemen I give you the new D-Link stealth bomber:

D-Link has just jumped the router shark with its latest AC5300, AC3200 and AC3100 Ultra Performance models. On top of speeds up to 5.3Gbps for the AC5300 model, the 802.11ac devices feature, um, striking looks that hopefully won’t frighten small children or animals. D-Link calls the models “attractive” with a “modern form-factor for today’s homes,” and we’d agree – provided you live in some kind of rouge-accented spaceship.

Oh. Wait. It’s just a wireless router. Sorry everyone.