MEEP Android 4.0 Tablet $20

Check out this genuinely awful tablet. It’s a total piece of shit. It’s the least appealing Android since Vicky from Small Wonder. It freezes up more often than the Weeping Angels. If it feels a little sticky, don’t worry, that’s just residue from the box of Cracker Jacks. You’d have more fun playing with a solar calculator. At night.

Anyone wanting an Android experience? At least this way it’s cheap.