Jon Stewart says he’s leaving The Daily Show

Ending one of the most venerable and trusted careers in making a complete mockery of the news, Jon Stewart has announced that he is stepping down as host of The Daily Show. According to sources who were there (some of whom are already passing word along on social media), Stewart let the news slip at the taping of today’s episode, telling those in the audience that he’s retiring.

What the fuck? First Colbert leaves the Report and now Stewart is retiring? Where the hell am I going to get my news from now?