How to steal an Apple Watch

The Apple Watch is smart enough to protect your data. It knows when it’s been taken off your wrist, and it won’t let itself be unlocked without a passcode.

But it’s not smart enough to destroy its resale value should it leave your wrist for good.

Kind of a ridiculous oversight considering all the great things Apple has done to deter theft of iPhones. Although… if your watch is strapped onto your wrist 99.9% of the day doesn’t that make it pretty hard to steal in the first place? Or are we talking about people stealing it off of your nightstand?