Pioneering surgery gives man world's first 'bionic' penis

The University of London team has spent more than three years crafting a new, 8-inch wang out of skin grafts culled from Abad’s forearm and becomes erect by mechanically pumping fluid into it. This pump is activated by a button located near his remaining testicle. “When you want a bit of action you press the ‘on’ button,” Abad told The Sun. “When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds. Doctors have told me to keep practising.” He’d already undergone two surgeries before the recent 11-hour marathon installation surgery. Doctors on the team report that the prosthesis should be sufficient for Abad to start a family, if he so chooses.

I deleted so many different thoughts… but finally decided not provide any commentary and just let this one stand on its own - well, at least after one small button push.

Sorry, couldn’t help it.