‘No Way To Prevent This’

19 Oct 2017 • theonion.com

“It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep this guy from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what he really wanted.” At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past five years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”

Exactly. Sighs. We are the only civilized country in the world that can’t solve this problem.