The New MacBook Keyboard is Ruining My Life

My computer came back from its repair in Memphis with a new top case, including a new keyboard, which has slightly different markings on its control and option keys. All of the keys work, for now. But as I write this a shaft of sunlight is falling across the right side of the keyboard from the window behind it, catching on a half-dozen or so pieces of dust.

The fact that this ending sends a small chill down my spine shows how entirely both ridiculous and terrible these keyboard issues are.