New Kindle Oasis doesn't work well with water

Everything is going great. The wedge-shaped Oasis is lightweight and fits snugly in one hand. Once I get past the busy home screen and plunge into a book, the text looks amazing. The screen is matte with subtle backlighting that feels like a relief after staring at computer and smartphone screens for hours.

It seemed like the perfect reading device for the bath. Then I made the mistake of getting it wet.

Too funny, but also quite a sad turn of events.