You Suck at Retina

There's a post 1x1.gif world happening now, and you better serve up some Retina images soon or else your company is going to crumble and no one will use your product and your children will drop out of school and do drugs but not the fun drugs the really scary drugs that even you don't like and you're positive they're doing them because they'll be uploading high-resolution photos of themselves doing lines off of the new Retina iPad you bought them last Christmas.

Amen.