Lawyer: Apple Should Protect Me From My Porn Addiction
13 Jul 2013 • abovethelaw.comSpotted by Gruber:
The Plaintiff became totally out of synch in his romantic relationship with his wife, which was a consequence of his use of his Apple product. The Plaintiff began desiring, younger more beautiful girls featured in porn videos than his wife, who was no longer 21. His failed marriage caused the Plaintiff to experience emotional distress to the point of hospitalization.
Shame on Apple. This is obviously completely their fault. [/toc]