Dear Adobe, I Want to Join The Creative Cloud, Please Help

MAKE A SOLID COMMITMENT THAT FOR AS LONG AS I PAY, I CAN ALWAYS ACCESS MY SOFTWARE. ALWAYS.

No system is perfect. I know that. But I want to know that I can always access my software if I paid. Even if the authentication service is down and I cannot log in; even if I am not connected to the internet; even if I am not connected to the internet for over 30 days, (but I paid); even if Adobe decided to stop selling software and become a sandwich company. I want to know that what I paid for is accessible.

Seems like a wholly reasonable request to me.